Okay, so we're funny. But this isn't.

So our dear Marie Rietmann, intrepid lobbyist on Capitol Hill, stayed up AS LONG AS SHE COULD last night. But she still missed the fateful moment when the House Armed Services Committee blew air back into the lungs of the dearly departed F-22.

Yep, sometime after midnight, they decided the obsolete, expensive, unnecessary Raptor, designed to fight the Soviet Union (remember them?), derided by many, cut by Defense Secretary Gates and the Air Force and EVEN Lockheed Martin -- would be getting $369 of YOUR TAX DOLLARS. We invite you to join us in trying to kill this thing once and for all. Thanks. Click here.