I promise I will never drink Heineken again

That keg is COMING OUT OF HER BODY.

She is a DANCING KEG GIRL.

She's a woman in a teensy dress with gigantic platform heels and blond wrinkly hair and HER MIDDLE IS A KEG.

Of beer.

She walks funny, then she opens her body, and a keg emerges. And she pours some into a glass. And she's HAPPY ABOUT IT.

Then she morphs into two more beer babes. All of whom look like Gwen Stefani crossed with Hazel the Maid crossed with A KEG OF BEER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.